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Why It’s OK to Act Like a Dog Sometimes

Those that know me, know I love my dog. Sometimes that little ball of fluff drives me up the wall, but she’s been there to lick away my tears and reassure me when no one else was around. I thought this “relationship advice” from a dog was too cute not to share-and you don’t even … Continue reading

Mr. February

OK, now we’ve come to the part that really makes me nervous. First, I kind of feel bad telling stories about other people on the internet, even though you almost certainly don’t know Mr.-Whatever-Month. Plus, I’m not only sharing these guys’ bad behavior with you…but I’m confessing that my own behavior is embarrassing at times, … Continue reading

Did you even read my profile?

I promise to get to the actual dating stories soon. But I need you to fully appreciate how difficult it is to¬† find someone normal enough to meet in person in the first place. I spend a lot of time simply screaming inside my head, “Did you even read my profile?” One of the perils … Continue reading

May the Odds Be Ever in My Favor

A little more about me, Miss July. I am a little nervous about sharing my experiences on the internet, so I wanted to blog semi-anonymously. To protect myself and the not-so-innocent fellas that have the misfortune good luck to date me during this “experiment,” my friend Miss November suggested that I call each guy by … Continue reading

1 in 5

1 in 5 relationships begin online. That’s what those commercials tell you at least. It’s supposed to make you feel better about online dating, but I guess I am just too smart for those online marketing executives because THOSE ARE NOT GOOD ODDS! Why would that make me feel better??? 1 in 5 is only … Continue reading